So they like you

Be real, so they like you.

Don't be too real, so they like you.

Don't say what you think, so they like you.

Speak up your mind, so they like you.

Be kinder, so they like you.

Be more aggressive, so they like you.

Be content, so they like you.

Be ambitious, so they like you.

Make no mistakes, so they like you.

Don't pretend to be perfect, so they like you.

Share your success, so they like you.

Don't brag about your achievements, so they like you.

Show you're happy, so they like you.

Don't show yourself too happy, so they like you.

Hide the struggle, so they like you.

Be vulnerable, so they like you.

Love your body, so they like you.

Don't flaunt your body, so they like you.

Be sexy, so they like you.

Don't be too sexy, so they like you.

Don't wear make up, so they like you.

Just enough make-up, so they like you.

Breastfeed, so like you.

Don't breastfeed for too long, so they like you.

Talk to your kids with respect, so they like you.

Show who's in charge, so they like you.

Brag about your marriage, so they like you.

Pretend your marriage is not too good, so they like you.

Recycle, refuse, reuse, so they like you.

Son't be so perfectly sustainable, so they like you.

Show your intelligence, so they like you.

Don't be too intelligent, so they like you.

Adapt and compromise, so they like you.

Be uncompromising, so they like you.

Don't be clingy, so they like you.

Be more loving, so they like you.

Be yourself, so they like you.

But not too yourself… so they like you.

No.

Stop.

Stop wanting others to like you,

So sooner or later,

You will like you.